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THE MOVIE LIST (1970 – 2025)

Written by Christopher Beaubien • October 19, 2011 • Start the Discussion!

“Approximately and exactly.”
— Parabatial Kanhaiyalal ‘P.K.’ Dubey (Vijay Raaz) from Monsoon Wedding (2001)

1970 – 2025

Great Television Shows


2025

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (dir. Mary Bronstein)
Sound of Falling (In die Sonne Schauen) (dir. Mascha Schilinski)
A Little Prayer (dir. Angus MacLachlan)
Die My Love (dir. Lynne Ramsay)
Sharp Corner (dir. Jason Buxton)
Bring Her Back (dir. Danny Philippou and Michael Philippou)
The Love That Remains (Ástin Sem Eftir Er) (dir. Hlynur Pálmason)
One Battle After Another (dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)
The Ugly Stepsister (Den Stygge Stesøsteren) (dir. Emilie Blichfeldt)
The Plague (dir. Charlie Polinger)


HONOURABLE SELECTION (+3)

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TRIX ARE FOR KIDS

Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (dir. Quentin Tarantino, 2025)
Kill Bill Vol. II (dir. Quentin Tarantino, 2004)
Kill Bill Vol. I (dir. Quentin Tarantino, 2003)


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WE’VE LOST CONTROL

28 Years Later (dir. Danny Boyle, 2025)
28 Weeks Later (dir. Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, 2007)
28 Days Later (dir. Danny Boyle, 2002)


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WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

Sisu: Road to Revenge (dir. Jalmari Helander, 2025)
Sisu (dir. Jalmari Helander, 2022)


Weapons (dir. Zach Cregger)
Reflection in a Dead Diamond (Reflet dans un Diamant Mort)
(dir. Bruno Forzani and Hélène Cattet)
Black Bag / Presence (dir. Steven Soderbergh)
Sentimental Value (Affeksjonsverdi) (dir. Joachim Trier)
Caught by the Tides (Feng Liu Yi Dai) (dir. Jia Zhang-ke)
Dangerous Animals (dir. Sean Byrne)
The Shrouds (dir. David Cronenberg)
Henry Johnson (dir. David Mamet)
Roofman (dir. Derek Cianfrance)
Eddington (dir. Ari Aster)


The Secret Agent (dir. Kleber Mendonça Filho)
Caught Stealing (dir. Darren Aronofsky)
The Rule of Jenny Pen (dir. James Ashcroft)
Lurker (dir. Alex Russell)
The Ice Tower (La Tour de Glace) (dir. Lucile Hadžihalilović)
Honey Bunch (dir. Dusty Mancinelli and Madeleine Sims-Fewer)
No Other Choice (Eojjeolsuga Eobsda) (dir. Park Chan-wook)
A Private Life (Vie Privée) (dir. Rebecca Zlotowski)
Bugonia (dir. Yorgos Lanthimos)
That They May Face The Rising Sun (dir. Pat Collins)


MORE MOVIES (35-54)

Sketch (dir. Seth Worley)
The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie
(dir. Peter Browngardt)
April (dir. Dea Kulumbegashvili)
The Friend (dir. Scott McGehee and David Siegel)
Strange Harvest (dir. Stuart Ortiz)
A House of Dynamite (dir. Kathryn Bigelow)
Final Destination: Bloodlines (dir. Zach Lipovsky and Adam Stein)
(The Sky View Tower Sequence is a Standalone Masterpiece)
Frankenstein (dir. Guillermo del Toro)
Neighborhood Watch (dir. Duncan Skiles)
Franz (dir. Agnieszka Holland)


Familiar Touch (dir. Sarah Friedland)
The Life of Chuck (dir. Mike Flanagan)
Meat Kills (Vleesdag) (dir. Martijn Smits)
The Luckiest Man in America (dir. Samir Oliveros)
The Empire (dir. Bruno Dumont)
Kontinental ’25 (dir. Radu Jude)
R. L. Stine’s Pumpkinhead (dir. Jem Garrard)
Making A Killing: Reconciliation, Genocide,
and the Plunder of Canada (dir. Tim Thielmann)
KPop Demon Hunters (dir. Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans)


Decorado (dir. Alberto Vazquez)
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (dir. Simon Curtis)
The Baltimorons: A Christmas Love Story (dir. Jay Duplass)
Sua’s Home (Kaerieoreul Kkeuneun Sonyeo) (dir. Yun Simkyoung)
Clown in a Cornfield (dir. Eli Craig)
The Mastermind (dir. Kelly Reichardt)
My Mom Jayne (dir. Mariska Hargitay)
Night Call (dir. Michiel Blanchart)
The Severed Sun (dir. Dean Puckett)
The Naked Gun (dir. Akiva Schaffer)


MORE MOVIES (65-77)

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
(dir. Christopher McQuarrie)
Jay Kelly (dir. Noah Baumbach)
My Dinner with Skinner (dir. Tyrone Deise)
Together (dir. Michael Shanks)
The Monkey (dir. Oz Perkins)
Heart Eyes (dir. Josh Ruben)
Friendship (dir. Andrew DeYoung)
Highest 2 Lowest (dir. Spike Lee)
Train Dreams (dir. Clint Bentley)
Sinners (dir. Ryan Coogler)


Companion (dir. Drew Hancock)
Sorry, Baby (dir. Eva Victor)
Zootopia 2 (dir. Jared Bush and Byron Howard)


2024

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THE SUBSTANCE (dir. Coralie Fargeat)
What Remains: The Confession of a Serial Killer (dir. Ran Huang)
Armand (dir. Halfdan Ullmann Tøndel)
Club Zero (dir. Jessica Hausner)
Snack Shack (dir. Adam Rehmeier)
Mars Express (dir. Jérémie Périn)
The Coffee Table (dir. Caye Casas)
Janet Planet (dir. Annie Baker)
Music (dir. Angela Schanelec)
The Apprentice (dir. Ali Abbasi)


HONOURABLE SELECTIONS (+7)

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PERFECTLY SET GET-TOGETHERS
(REPRESSIONS AND RELEASES)

The Sparrow in the Chimney (Der Spatz im Kamin)
(dir. Ramon Zürcher, 2024)
The Girl and the Spider (Das Mädchen und die Spinne)
(dir. Silvan Zürcher and Ramon Zürcher, The Best Movie of 2021)
The Strange Little Cat (Das Merkwürdige Kätzchen)
(dir. Ramon Zürcher, 2013)


WALLACE & GROMIT

Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl
(dir. Nick Park and Merlin Crossingham, 2024)
A Matter of Loaf and Death (dir. Nick Park, 2008)
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (dir. Nick Park, 2005)
A Close Shave (dir. Nick Park, 1995)
The Wrong Trousers (dir. Nick Park, 1993)
A Grand Day Out (dir. Nick Park, 1989)


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THE ESTATES OF COUNT ORLOK

Nosferatu (dir. Robert Eggers, 2024)
Nosferatu the Vampyre (dir. Werner Herzog, 1979)
Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (dir. F. W. Murnau, 1922)


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“I’M THE GHOST WITH THE MOST, BABE.”

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (dir. Tim Burton, 2024)
Beetlejuice (dir. Tim Burton, 1988)


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TIME DESTROYS ALL THINGS

Irreversible (The Straight Cut) (dir. Gaspar Noé, 2024)
Irreversible (dir. Gaspar Noé, 2002)


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“I’M A TEMP.”

Vulcanizadora (dir. Joel Potrykus, 2024)
Buzzard (dir. Joel Potrykus, 2014)


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STICKS AND ZONES

ME (dir. Don Hertzfeldt, 2024)
World of Tomorrow Episode 2: The Burden of Other People’s Thoughts
(dir. Don Hertzfeldt, 2017)
World of Tomorrow (dir. Don Hertzfeldt, 2015)
It’s Such a Beautiful Day (dir. Don Hertzfeldt, 2012)
Rejected (dir. Don Hertzfeldt, 2000)
Billy’s Balloon (dir. Don Hertzfeldt, 1998)


Strange Darling – A Thriller in 6 Chapters (dir. J.T. Mollner)
Memoirs of a Snail (dir. Adam Elliot)
Eephus (dir. Carson Lund)
Small Things Like These (dir. Tim Mielants)
The Brutalist (In VistaVision 70mm) (dir. Brady Corbet)
His Three Daughters (dir. Azazel Jacobs)
Oddity (dir. Damian Mc Carthy)
Hard Truths (dir. Mike Leigh)
Better Man (dir. Michael Gracey)
Daddio (dir. Christy Hall)
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Movie Review:
HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL
(1959 + 1999) and The Curse of Colorization!

Written by Christopher Beaubien • April 15, 2011 • 1 Comment

The Black-and-White 1959 Version

The Colorized 1959 Version

When The Price Is Dead Right

Nightfall. It is calmest before the storm as five hearses roll up the hillside carrying five fresh victims. Very much alive for now, they have all been invited by that eccentric millionaire Frederick Loren (Vincent Price) for his wife’s party… at the House on Haunted Hill. How he spoils her! To make the night more interesting (for himself), he has decreed that the guests will win $10,000 each if they last until morning locked inside the spooky mansion. They needn’t worry about losing by default of death since the money will then go to their next of kin. That Frederick… always thinking ahead.

The guests are strangers to each other as well as their host. More interesting that way. They include a typist and wallflower named Nora Manning (Carolyn Craig), the confident pilot Lance Schroeder (Richard Long), the psychiatrist Dr. David Trent (Alan Marshal), the columnist Ruth Bridgers (Julie Mitchum – Robert Mitchum’s sister!), and the owner of the house Watson Pritchard (Elisha Cook Jr.) who is visibly frightened beyond his wits. He goes on and on about their imminent doom by the housed evil. Why go in? They all need money, you see.

Just upstairs held up in her room forever freshening her face is Annabelle (Carol Ohmart), Frederick’s scheming wife. Annabelle insists that it was not he who married her, but she. She also makes no secret of the fact that she loves only his wealth and wants it all for herself. Actually, Annabelle is just wife #4, but what’s most alarming is that those last three wives are dead. Frederick knows of Annabelle’s infidelities and can’t prove them. They’re a perfect match because Annabelle is smart and can hold her own. Frederick would surely agree she is a worthy opponent. Oh, how they love implicating their petty torments on one another! It is their mutual hatred that makes their relationship so strong.

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The Best Films of 1999

Written by Christopher Beaubien • April 19, 2008 • Start the Discussion!

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Being John Malkovich (dir. Spike Jonze)
The Iron Giant (dir. Brad Bird)
Magnolia (dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)
After Life (dir. Hirokazu Koreeda)
Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A Leuchter Jr. (dir. Errol Morris)
The War Zone (dir. Tim Roth)
Election (dir. Alexander Payne)
Boys Don’t Cry (dir. Kimberly Peirce)
Titus (dir. Julie Taymor)
Three Kings (dir. David O. Russell)
Eyes Wide Shut (dir. Stanley Kubrick)
American Beauty (dir. Sam Mendes)
All About My Mother (dir. Pedro Almodóvar)
Summer of Sam (dir. Spike Lee)
Sleepy Hollow (dir. Tim Burton)
Limbo (dir. John Sayles)
Fight Club (dir. David Fincher)
The Straight Story (dir. David Lynch)
The Virgin Suicides (dir. Sofia Coppola)
Ravenous (dir. Antonia Bird)
The Talented Mr. Ripley (dir. Anthony Minghella)
Twin Falls Idaho (dir. Michael and Mark Polish)
Ratcatcher (dir. Lynne Ramsay)
Topsy-Turvy (dir. Mike Leigh)
Bringing Out the Dead (dir. Martin Scorsese)
Dogma (dir. Kevin Smith)
Man on the Moon (dir. Milos Forman)
Wonderland (dir. Michael Winterbottom)
The Green Mile (dir. Frank Darabont)
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (dir. Trey Parker)
American Movie (dir. Chis Smith)
eXistenZ (dir. David Cronenberg)
The Sixth Sense (dir. M. Night Shyamalan)
Jesus’ Son (dir. Alison Maclean)
The Blair Witch Project (dir. Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez)
Rosetta (dir. Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne)
Guinevere (dir. Audrey Wells)
October Sky (dir. Joe Johnston)
The Cider House Rules (dir. Lasse Hallström)
House on Haunted Hill (dir. William Malone)
Rollercoaster (dir. Scott Smith)
Croupier (dir. Mike Hodges)
The General’s Daughter (dir. Simon West)
8½ Women (dir. Peter Greenaway)
The Big Kahuna (dir. John Swanbeck)
Arlington Road (dir. Mark Pellington)
The Matrix (dir. Andy and Larry Wachowski)
Bowfinger (dir. Frank Oz)
Office Space (dir. Mike Judge)
Cruel Intentions (dir. Roger Jumble)
Romance (dir. Catherine Breillat)
The Hurricane (dir. Norman Jewison)
Dick (dir. Andrew Fleming)
Mystery Men (dir. Kinka Usher)
Julien Donkey-Boy (dir. Harmony Korine)

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MOVIE REVIEWS

Written by Christopher Beaubien • June 02, 2009 • Start the Discussion!

In Auteurical Order:

A

Alfredson, Tomas
Let the Right One In (2008)

Anderson, Wes
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

Aronofsky, Darren
The Wrestler (2008)


B

Burstein, Nanette
American Teen (2008)


C

Castle, William
House on Haunted Hill (1959)

Coen, Joel and Ethan
Burn After Reading (2008)

Craven, Wes
The Deadly Friend (1986)


D

Daniels, Lee
Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire (2009)

Dante, Joe
Matinee (1993)

Durkin, Sean
Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011)


E


F


G

Greenaway, Peter
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover (1990)


H

Haigh, Andrew
Weekend (2011)


I


J


K

Kaufman, Charlie
Synecdoche, New York (2008)


L

Leigh, Mike
Happy-Go-Lucky (2008)

Linklater, Richard
Bernie (2012)

Lumet, Sidney
Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead (2007)


M

Malone, William
House on Haunted Hill (1999)

Marsh, James
Man on Wire (2008)

McDonagh, John
In Bruges (2008)

Melnick, Huck
Hardly Bear to Look at You (2009)

Moore, Michael
Slacker Uprising (2008)

Morris, Errol
Standard Operating Procedure (2008)


N

Nolan, Christopher
The Dark Knight (2008)


O


P

Puenzo, Lucía
XXY (2008)


R

Reichardt, Kelly
Wendy and Lucy (2008)


S

Scherfig, Lone
An Education (2009)

Selick, Henry
Coraline (2009)

Shyamalan, M. Night
The Happening (2008)

Singh, Tarsem
The Fall (2008)

Soderbergh, Steven
The Informant! (2009)

Spielberg, Steven
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)


T


U


V

Van Sant, Gus
Milk (2008)

Villeneuve, Denis
Incendies (2010)


W


X


Y


Z


2011

Do You Know the Movies in the Facets Video Logo?
The Curse of Colorization!

2010

Scene to be Seen: “Lost in Translation” (2003)
Movie Posters: “Life During Wartime” (2010) and Other Films by Todd Solondz
Whose Head is in the Header? (Currently Being Revised – 05/13)
Cinelaton: Redesign

2009

My Own Movie Poster Design of Werner Herzog’s “Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans”
The 28th Annual Vancouver International Film Festival 2009 Opens
The Victims of Colorization
Obituary: Natasha Richardson (1963-2009)
DVD Releases: “Synecdoche, New York,” “Pinocchio,” “Let the Right One In” and More!
Shirley Walker’s Contribution to “Apocalypse Now” (1979)
The Best Films of 2008 (Back in January 2009)
If I chose the Oscar Nominees!

2008

Unique Trailers: “Taxidermia” (2006)
Woe, Originality, Woe!
Obituary: George Carlin (1937-2008)
Obituary: Stan Winston (1946-2008)
Scene To Be Seen: “Matinee” (1993)
The Term “Nuke The Fridge” Is A Dud!
Criterion Release of “Mishima” (1985) DVD Postponed
Obituary: Sydney Pollock (1934-2008)
Unique Trailers: “Nashville” (1975)
Scene To Be Seen: “The Deadly Friend” (1986)
Columbia Pictures Gives Us “Goosebumps”
A Retrospect on Robert Altman
Dissecting the Music of Eli Roth’s “Thanksgiving”
Ebert Speaks Again for “Dark City”

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